BREAKING: Horses Sue for worksite abuse

As of last Saturday, a slew of horses are suing Big Plinko corp. for work related injuries. These horses claim that the worksite was unfit and unsafe for the long hours that they had to endure. 

They claimed that they did not get lunch breaks for 8 hours longer than the legal limit. Horse also claimed that managers would not adhere to safety regulations and that the HR department did not do their jobs when contacted.

Plinko Corp local lawyers say that these horses have no ground to stand on and Big Plinko corp. is adhering to Shmooble law, and these horses are sprouting anti-plinko propaganda.

While these allegations are still up in the air, the large quantities of horses suing Big Plinko corp does not look good for the company's reputation.

However, it is unlikely that there will be any real effect on the company's profits, as “Horse Plinko” their world renowned game makes millions each year and only keeps growing in playerbase. More updates to come.

Suspicious activity from the South Shmooblesworld Quarry

Many know about the Shmooble named Michael; scientist, loner, feared criminal, and beloved father. As of recent, some strange activity has been observed in and surrounding the Quarry in which he takes residence.

The anomalies are anything from strangely colored patches of grass to Shmoobles that are strangely recognizable, though never seen before or since.

The authorities have been notified, however, as there hasn’t been anything illegal observed they are taking no action as of right now.

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Are Psychics a scam?

 Have you heard of the name Belissimo Strangenificint The 13th? Many Shmoobles have been accusing that Psychics are scammers just looking to take other people's money. While most Psychics are fakes, there is one Psychic shmooble that is 100% backed.

Bell is a well renowned psychic, and his services are always of quality and often come with extras! With this QR code you can get 1 Psychic reading, 100% guaranteed free and accurate!

BONUS MESSAGE FROM THE CEO OF SHMOOBLESWORLD

 Im sorry. The newsletter is supposed to release on Friday. NOT Saturday. The Friday machine KEEPS BREAKING! I promise this wont happen ever again maybe. I Love Shmooblesworld

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Authors: Supierb & CarouselCakes

Editors: mfof

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