BREAKING: Search for alleged Dragon continues

Supposedly, Dinosaur and Dragon Shmoobles were said to have been exterminated nearly 200 years ago. New evidence from the Shmooble Registry points to the existence of at least 1 Dragon Shmooble.

 An Intern from the Shmooble Registry was looking over their database and noticed a Shmooble named Dragonfruit; they are reportedly half dragon, half fruit. This implies the existence of a Dragon Shmooble (Who somehow managed to bear offspring with a fruit). 

We are unsure if there is a hidden lineage of surviving Dragon Shmoobles or whether this is the last of their kind, however our leading experts are looking into this situation.

We asked for Apple Nears’ comment on this situation however they were unable to respond on the basis of being an apple. We also asked for a testimony from Melvin, however the letter we received was written in a forgotten language that hasn’t been spoken in almost 400 years. More updates to come.

Are you experiencing worksite discrimination?

A resident of Shmooblesworld named Bark Phillip has come out about worksite discrimination. As his testimonial states, he has been unable to find a job on the premises that he is the infamous “Dark Phillip”.

Bark Phillip urges anyone who is experiencing or thinks they are experiencing worksite discrimination to speak out about the injustices of worksite discrimination. Bark Phillip is suing multiple companies for the very same reason and refuses to stop until this unfair treatment ends.

Recently lost an item? You know who to call!

 Recently there has been an outbreak of items being lost, these items can range from mundane to highly expensive. Experts say that if you lost something recently they know just the guy to get it back for you!

Lost & Found’s shop will hunt down your lost item; whether he’s found yours or not–you're guaranteed to get your item back in under a week. Call at 234-555-0159 today to retrieve your lost item!

This weeks newsletter was brought to you by The Shmooblesworld Newspaper Club™

Authors: Supierb & CarouselCakes

Editors: mfof

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