BREAKING: Mass fires break out in Boston, New Hampshire!

Monday night several houses were found burned down in Boston New Hampshire, one of these houses belonging to the famous Shmooble, The Baller. Thankfully The Baller had been playing at a pick up game during the time the fire took place. While no Shmooble was hurt due to the fire many are still wondering why the fire broke out in the first place.

According to the Firefighters this fire was not caused by faulty outlets or natural incidents. Instead they believe that the fire was caused by several Shmoobles due to the fact there was evidence of Arson. 

While police have not found the suspect there is recorded evidence from a local restaurant of an unidentified Shmooble getting launched away from the flames. Whether this Shmooble is a suspect of the crime or just an unlikely civilian is unknown.

Authorities say that they won’t let this injustice go unlooked and will continue to search for clues into who did this.

Epidemic of unlicensed doctors?

Recently there have been many doctors out in the field practicing without proper licensings, 1 in 7 doctors are practicing without a proper license. Authorities urged that you look into the doctor your signing appointments for.

If you are unsure whether or not your doctor has a proper license there's a few things that give unlicensed doctors away some of the most common being unsanitary areas, they looked unkempt or dirty, they use the incorrect tools, own copious amounts of 2% milk, and if they work out of their house.

If you suspect that your doctor is unlicensed or making shady business decisions please contact your local Shmoob Authorities.

Why are so many Restaurants being shut down? 

 World renowned food critic Franklin "Calories" Peatwater has recently been rating restaurants around shmooblesWorld. Due to his well known show “Franklin Eats The World” where Franklin reviews restaurants with ruthless truth. 

It has started to cause issues when he rates a restaurant poorly, they often get review bombed and sometimes in the worst of cases the owners get threats from rabid fans of Franklin’s work. Often these restaurants get shut down shortly after the bad reviews, leaving some owners angry enough to try and sue Franklin for Slander and Emotional Distress.

This weeks newsletter was brought to you by The Shmooblesworld Newspaper Club™

Authors: Supierb & CarouselCakes

Editors: mfof

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